Post by AIDEN DOUGLAS on Jun 22, 2011 19:01:17 GMT -5
aiden james douglas.
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so, if you're watching this, then you've obviously found either my tumblr, my twitter, or my youtube page. congratulations. if you're of of my students…congrats, again, you've effectively stalked your teacher.
i am not your conventional boarding school teacher. i am a professor at the hogwarts for mutants. so, as you could probably gather, i'm a mutant as well. my special "gift"? Molecular density refiguring. That means I can change how dense I am. I can walk through walls or be as hard as concrete or steel.
my subjects? well, easy. as far as the non-mutant school board knows, i teach u.s history. but, for the mutants, i teach "good vs evil: how to use your mutation to better the world". the latter is meant for older students. in that class they learn how to use their mutation for good, provided they know how to control it. i have had a few bad eggs, though. a few years ago, a student left school and vowed to be a villain. she now works for justin bieber. awesome way to waste your power, kid. NOT BASHING the biebs, just saying she could've done something more evil then help out a shorty with his fame. i do teach one class for the younger mutants, and that would be "don't melt your friends 101: how to accept your powers", it's more of a 'let's talk about our mutations and get used to them' class. i don't teach the littler kids how to use their powers. i might end up throttling one of them if that was my job.
here's the boring part of the conversation where i tell you about my life and how i discovered my mutation. i'm a connecticut boy by birth and raising. my grandmother was a mutant too, actually, she was dead before i was born and my parents never really talked about it. all i ever really got was "your grammy was one too", "your grammy was one of your people". i wasn't exactly accepted once they figured it out. when was that? well, they figured it out when i was a teenager. i figured it out when i was ten. that sort of thing happens when you fall through the playground because you didn't want to get tagged. when i was a teenager, i started using it to sneak out of the house–y'know, walk through the walls and walk back through before anyone knew i was gone–and one night my parents caught me walking straight through the back wall at two in the morning. the next week i was being shipped off to highwell.
and i never came back. from highwell graduation, i went to the university of colorado (boulder) and got my teaching degree, then came right back to highwell to help shape the minds of the new generation of mutants. i've been at it for eight years now.
nemesis? you want to know if i have a nemesis? really? well, he's not really a nemesis, but i can't stand carlton from the english department. he teaches creative writing and basically does combat training with the kids (he also teaches the younger ones how to use their powers). i don't really give a shit what his mutation is, he manages to make my life a living hell without it. he kicks my chair out from under me, undermines my skill in front of my students, basically makes me look like a dumbass…really immature stuff like that. you could call him my nemesis, but i haven't thought out my counter-attack yet.
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so, if you're watching this, then you've obviously found either my tumblr, my twitter, or my youtube page. congratulations. if you're of of my students…congrats, again, you've effectively stalked your teacher.
i am not your conventional boarding school teacher. i am a professor at the hogwarts for mutants. so, as you could probably gather, i'm a mutant as well. my special "gift"? Molecular density refiguring. That means I can change how dense I am. I can walk through walls or be as hard as concrete or steel.
my subjects? well, easy. as far as the non-mutant school board knows, i teach u.s history. but, for the mutants, i teach "good vs evil: how to use your mutation to better the world". the latter is meant for older students. in that class they learn how to use their mutation for good, provided they know how to control it. i have had a few bad eggs, though. a few years ago, a student left school and vowed to be a villain. she now works for justin bieber. awesome way to waste your power, kid. NOT BASHING the biebs, just saying she could've done something more evil then help out a shorty with his fame. i do teach one class for the younger mutants, and that would be "don't melt your friends 101: how to accept your powers", it's more of a 'let's talk about our mutations and get used to them' class. i don't teach the littler kids how to use their powers. i might end up throttling one of them if that was my job.
here's the boring part of the conversation where i tell you about my life and how i discovered my mutation. i'm a connecticut boy by birth and raising. my grandmother was a mutant too, actually, she was dead before i was born and my parents never really talked about it. all i ever really got was "your grammy was one too", "your grammy was one of your people". i wasn't exactly accepted once they figured it out. when was that? well, they figured it out when i was a teenager. i figured it out when i was ten. that sort of thing happens when you fall through the playground because you didn't want to get tagged. when i was a teenager, i started using it to sneak out of the house–y'know, walk through the walls and walk back through before anyone knew i was gone–and one night my parents caught me walking straight through the back wall at two in the morning. the next week i was being shipped off to highwell.
and i never came back. from highwell graduation, i went to the university of colorado (boulder) and got my teaching degree, then came right back to highwell to help shape the minds of the new generation of mutants. i've been at it for eight years now.
nemesis? you want to know if i have a nemesis? really? well, he's not really a nemesis, but i can't stand carlton from the english department. he teaches creative writing and basically does combat training with the kids (he also teaches the younger ones how to use their powers). i don't really give a shit what his mutation is, he manages to make my life a living hell without it. he kicks my chair out from under me, undermines my skill in front of my students, basically makes me look like a dumbass…really immature stuff like that. you could call him my nemesis, but i haven't thought out my counter-attack yet.
